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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(Source: sandandglass)

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

slytherinwithablog:

johndarnielle:

writersflow:

starry-eyed-wolfchild:

A town known as the “town of books”, Hay-on-Wye is located on the Welsh / English border in the United Kingdom and is a bibliophile’s sanctuary.

#ammoving

furiously typing email to UK promoters demanding a Hay-on-Wye show at the earliest opportunity 

PACK YOUR BAGS MOTHER, WE’RE MOVING

http://harukami.tumblr.com/post/96006054878/hello-dmmd-friends-here-for-a-quick-spoilery

harukami:

Hello DMMD friends! Here for a quick spoilery reminder. Because on the one hand I don’t want to be the no fun brigade — do what you like in your fics and your pictures and your posts you’re free go wild — but I do see one thing bandied around a lot that I worry is providing misinformation to newer fans so I wanted to clear it up in case it was :3…

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

(Source: geeksquadgangbang)

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

peritian:

kingcrackers:

cctvnews:

Giant horse-dragon debuts in France

What do you call a horse with a dragon’s head?

A French artist combined the two and created a giant horse-dragon to celebrate the 50th anniversary of diplomatic ties between China and France.

Read more: http://www.cctvnews.cn/2014/08/27/giant-horse-dragon-debuts-in-france/

You call it a fucking Longma. We have those. That’s right.

Where´s the video of this?

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware