Yes, I will have a medium rare oppression please. With a side rack of honey glazed baby back oppression.
Meat. The tastiest oppression.
Now I dont even have to sit on public transportation with my legs apart to oppress the womynz. Just eating does that now.
Oh god, this post is back.
Eating meat is oppressive to women? Maybe I’m thinking too literally about this, but it seems like biting into oblong tubes of flesh and devouring them would be more oppressive to penis-havers than anything else. Food for thought.
nice pun, Beast.
but seriously, this is too ridiculous for words.
"Now I’m gonna force, feed you my meat, ya bitch!"
*whips out grill and hamburger patties*
"DEEP FRIED GOODNESS"
…I’m just……I’m just so confused. How does eating food equal oppression towards women?? How did we get to this point?? HOW!?
Expectation v. Reality: DMMD Edition
"It's super awesome day to be an innocent protagonist who doesn't know what he's in for!" /sunshine and rainbows and late to anime school
"fucking shit im so fucking done just knock me out and carry me home i wanna nap for 12 hours and eat donuts and dicks until i pass out fuckin dON'T TOUCH MY HAIR GODDAMNIT"
"hello llllladies I have a dark tragic past but awesome swordplay skills ill use to defeat my sworn anime rival" /brooding angst
/drops aoba 12 times "I-I-uuuuuhh kjshdjksd s-so embarrassed DONT LOOK AT ME YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS" /trips over himself hits his face on a curling iron and cries in a pool of his own blood
"im the stereotypical computer nerd going outside is illogical" /uses math in mario kart
"Hehehe you like my dick piercings dont you you cum-thirsty twink yeah fight me in rhyme and bite my cock while I hack into your asshole with my fresh meme skills" /stuffs face with pizza and churros and then buys all of mexico
"herp derp im a robot i don't understand societal conventions" /zany antics and comic relief
"Allow us to engage in sophisticated conversation about the particulars of life and death whilst I serenade you, making you fall deeply in love with me before I crush your heart by dying a tragic -- HOLY BALLS A SHINY THING" /vibrates and giggles excitedly "PUPPIES!"
/silent brooding character who only says one or two words and beats up everything
"my navajo ancestors are talking to me and THEY SAID TO KNOCK YOUR SHIT OUT" /punches someone half his size repeatedly in the face "COMMENCE THE PURIFICATION RITUAL" /decapitating people while motorbiking over buildings