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nakiris:

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

  1. DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

iamthepizzaslut:

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no patrick weheartit is not a source

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"not mine" is not a source either

when a friend is sad

classy-doctor:

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if you are ever sad/stressed/anything and you need to vent, my ask box is always open! (you can send fanmail too if you can)

don’t worry, i won’t publish any of these i recieve

justiceleagueforjustice:

socialjusticeprincesses:

socialjusticeprincesses:

nostlenne:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Yes, I will have a medium rare oppression please. With a side rack of honey glazed baby back oppression.

Meat. The tastiest oppression.

Now I dont even have to sit on public transportation with my legs apart to oppress the womynz. Just eating does that now.

Oh god, this post is back.

Eating meat is oppressive to women? Maybe I’m thinking too literally about this, but it seems like biting into oblong tubes of flesh and devouring them would be more oppressive to penis-havers than anything else. Food for thought.

-Beast

nice pun, Beast.

but seriously, this is too ridiculous for words.

Mulan.

"Now I’m gonna force, feed you my meat, ya bitch!"

*whips out grill and hamburger patties*

"DEEP FRIED GOODNESS"

-Plastic Man

…I’m just……I’m just so confused. How does eating food equal oppression towards women?? How did we get to this point?? HOW!?

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

arcangello:

sindrippedtongue:

How to perform an exorcism:

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick ‘em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!

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Kick ‘em in the dishpan? Hoo hoo hoo???

gookygox:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

"seriously. this bitch just landed on me?"

Expectation v. Reality: DMMD Edition

aoba expectation: "It's super awesome day to be an innocent protagonist who doesn't know what he's in for!" /sunshine and rainbows and late to anime school
aoba reality: "fucking shit im so fucking done just knock me out and carry me home i wanna nap for 12 hours and eat donuts and dicks until i pass out fuckin dON'T TOUCH MY HAIR GODDAMNIT"
koujaku exectation: "hello llllladies I have a dark tragic past but awesome swordplay skills ill use to defeat my sworn anime rival" /brooding angst
koujaku reality: /drops aoba 12 times "I-I-uuuuuhh kjshdjksd s-so embarrassed DONT LOOK AT ME YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS" /trips over himself hits his face on a curling iron and cries in a pool of his own blood
noiz expectation: "im the stereotypical computer nerd going outside is illogical" /uses math in mario kart
noiz reality: "Hehehe you like my dick piercings dont you you cum-thirsty twink yeah fight me in rhyme and bite my cock while I hack into your asshole with my fresh meme skills" /stuffs face with pizza and churros and then buys all of mexico
clear expectation: "herp derp im a robot i don't understand societal conventions" /zany antics and comic relief
clear reality: "Allow us to engage in sophisticated conversation about the particulars of life and death whilst I serenade you, making you fall deeply in love with me before I crush your heart by dying a tragic -- HOLY BALLS A SHINY THING" /vibrates and giggles excitedly "PUPPIES!"
mink expectation: /silent brooding character who only says one or two words and beats up everything
mink reality: "my navajo ancestors are talking to me and THEY SAID TO KNOCK YOUR SHIT OUT" /punches someone half his size repeatedly in the face "COMMENCE THE PURIFICATION RITUAL" /decapitating people while motorbiking over buildings
337,357 plays

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

lunchtrae:

kidxforever:

kennedyprice:

Literally the most frustrating episode..

I hated her in this episode

Bitch kept asking for macaroni 

LITERALLY FUCKING MACARONI

(Source: heteroh)